Substitutes
Why are they so mean to us? And why are we so mean to them? Why is it, that when our real teacher isn't there, we feel like being the worst class ever? It's cause we're amazing like that!
No, really, like last year, where our math class had that mouse looking lady as a sub. We started doing the macarena, and the wave and the YMCA because she was really stupid and was just standing in front of the board not looking at us. Then, we all sit down except Danny, and she turns around and he's still doing the macarena. Then, she tells him he has to write an essay about why not to do the macarena in class. That was the best math class ever!
How about the time a month ago in Math, when we had that weird sub. The one that's really tall and was obsessed with her dogs? Yeah, that one. Well, "someone" was talking a lot, and she asked him why. And he said he didn't know why. So then she said, well, would you do this with your mom? and he said no. And she said, then why do you do it for me? and he said: Because you're a sub and I'm never going to see you again so why do I have to be nice? So then she got really mad and sent him out into the hall. Then, once she leaves the room, Eric says: That kid is my hero. It was pretty cool I guess.
Then, the time we flash mobbed the sub in Language Arts. Or when I was sitting with a laptop that was really squeaky, and I wouldn't stop squeaking it and everyone got mad at me. That was just a couple of weeks ago actaully, with that bird-lady sub. Subs are weird, except for Santa, he's amazing. That's my next class and Santa's my teacher, so it can't be too bad right? So, i'll leave you with this: We should keep on tormenting subs, it's fun!